Did the Seahawks Just Wear the Ugliest Uniforms in NFL History?

September 27, 2009

I just finished watching the Seahawks lose to the Bears 25-19, their second straight loss in what is increasingly looking like another wasted season. I blog on it only to memorialize the day as, quite possibly, the day the Seahawks wore the ugliest uniforms in NFL history:

Seneca Wallace

Don’t get me wrong — the thought was okay. The execution, however, was not. Lime green with dark blue pants and dark blue sleeves? Way too cute by half. Had the jerseys been all green, and the pants been light gray, this might have worked. It didn’t. The ‘hawks belong on the next rendition of this page — and at the top.

(For the record, the Giants and Browns home uni’s are the NFL’s best uniforms right now. Both are simple and very classic. “Simple” and “classic” were not words that entered my mind watching the ‘hawks yesterday.)


On Looking Good

September 16, 2009

survival auschwitz

I just finished reading Primo Levi’s Survival in Auschwitz. It was a bit of a stream of consciousness book — not an easy read for a guy who likes his prose tight as a drum. I gave it two stars on Goodreads.com. Frankly I did not enjoy the read at all (forgive my use of the term “enjoy” given the subject matter, but I’m at a loss for the appropriate term.) It did have one reasonably good line, however:

A respectable appearance is the best guarantee of being respected.

In his case being respected was a heck of a lot more important than today, but the line still resonates.


Ruminations on My First Week as a Fantasy Football Player

September 15, 2009

I promise that I will not often contaminate the family blog with every thought I have about my new found hobby of fantasy football. Nonetheless, this is my first week as a player and it is my blog, so I’m going to bang the keyboard just this once.

A few ruminations:

  • This fantasy stuff is going to fundamentally change the way I watch football (and, hence, spend my weekends). I watched more full regular season games this week than I watched all last year. Thank God for Comcast’s video recorder.
  • Among the games I watched was last night’s Raiders-Chargers game. I otherwise couldn’t have cared less but I have Raiders TE Zach Miller, and his performance mattered. I’m amazed at just how bad JeMarcus Russell is. If he had not been a number one pick and had the Raiders not broke the bank to sign him, this guy is a No. 3 quarterback at best. (These guys agree.) As of now, he is one of only two starting quarterbacks in the league (Sean Bulger being the other) who is not owned in my fantasy league. After watching last night’s performance, I understand why.
  • My offensive players aren't good, but at least I don't have JeMarcus Russell.

    My offensive players aren't good, but at least I don't have JeMarcus Russell.

  • It’s amazing how NFL running backs can fall so far so fast. Two years ago Larry Johnson was Da Man. Now he’s rushing for 20 yards on 11 carries — and that doesn’t look like an anomaly. LaDanian Tomlinson was a record breaker in ‘07 — now Darren Sproles is on the field at crunch time. Shaun Alexander was big time in 2005 — two years later he couldn’t get a job. These guys have as much job security as Seattle-area entrepreneurs who dare tread near the state’s gambling monopoly.
  • The more I think about it the more I appreciate just what a great target customer the fantasy player would have been for Betcha.com. The overlaps and value props just jump off the page. I can’t quite put it to words on this entry and I won’t lest I be hauled off to jail in Tennessee or some other would-be Louisiana, but something about “Hit the reset button every week.”
  • If Betcha is gambling, how is it that fantasy football isn’t? (Note to the Washington State Gambling Commission, who is undoubtedly reading this: don’t read this as an admission that I think Betcha is gambling. It isn’t.) Other than ESPN, CBS Sports, et al. are very powerful. (NOTE: A lawyer in New Jersey actually made this argument last year. The case was litigated in federal court — he lost.)

    By the way: I went 1-1 in Week 1. Had Russell been as even as accurate as an 18th century firearm, he might have hit Zach Miller for a TD pass, and I’d have gone 2-0. I got mighty lucky winning even one, I must admit: Aaron Schobel, my third-ranked defensive player, outscored my starting backfield and one of my starting wide receivers — Ben Roethlisberger, Leon Washington, Larry Johnson, and Terrell Owens — combined. If those guys keep getting outscored by a single defensive player, my win against Norman will be my lone one for the year.

    I'm in for a long year if Bills DE Aaron Schobel continues to be my high scorer.

    I'm in for a long year if Bills DE Aaron Schobel continues to be my high scorer.


  • Facebook: Someone Writes Exactly What I’ve Been Thinking

    August 22, 2009

    I don’t often use the family blog to quote other articles in full, but on occasion someone writes exactly what I’m thinking and, since they’ve already done the work, what the heck. Such is the case with this little gem from CNN.com about annoying people on Facebook, a source of great time wasting in Casa de Jenkins:

    Facebook, for better or worse, is like being at a big party with all your friends, family, acquaintances and co-workers.

    My Facebook page, circa today.  No bragging or sympathy-seeking there.

    My Facebook page, circa today. No bragging or sympathy-seeking there.


    There are lots of fun, interesting people you’re happy to talk to when they stroll up. Then there are the other people, the ones who make you cringe when you see them coming. This article is about those people.

    Sure, Facebook can be a great tool for keeping up with folks who are important to you. Take the status update, the 160-character message that users post in response to the question, “What’s on your mind?” An artful, witty or newsy status update is a pleasure — a real-time, tiny window into a friend’s life.

    But far more posts read like navel-gazing diary entries, or worse, spam. A recent study categorized 40 percent of Twitter tweets as “pointless babble,” and it wouldn’t be surprising if updates on Facebook, still a fast-growing social network, break down in a similar way. Take a CNN quiz: What kind of Facebooker are you? »

    Combine dull status updates with shameless self-promoters, “friend-padders” and that friend of a friend who sends you quizzes every day, and Facebook becomes a daily reminder of why some people can get on your nerves.

    Here are 12 of the most annoying types of Facebook users:

    The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. “I’m waking up.” “I had Wheaties for breakfast.” “I’m bored at work.” “I’m stuck in traffic.” You’re kidding! How fascinating! No moment is too mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Just because you have 432 Facebook friends doesn’t mean we all want to know when you’re waiting for the bus.

    The Self-Promoter. OK, so we’ve probably all posted at least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want to read the fascinating article you wrote about beet farming. But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, your 10k results or your art show, you sound like a bragger or a self-centered careerist.

    The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has 120 friends on the site. Schmoozers and social butterflies — you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway — might reasonably have 300 or 400. But 1,000 “friends?” Unless you’re George Clooney or just won the lottery, no one has that many. That’s just showing off.

    The Town Crier. “Michael Jackson is dead!!!” You heard it from me first! Me, and the 213,000 other people who all saw it on TMZ. These Matt Drudge wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from TV or news sites but from online social networks. In their rush to trumpet the news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo. No, Jeff Goldblum did not plunge to his death from a New Zealand cliff.

    The TMIer. “Brad is heading to Walgreens to buy something for these pesky hemorrhoids.” Boundaries of privacy and decorum don’t seem to exist for these too-much-information updaters, who unabashedly offer up details about their sex lives, marital troubles and bodily functions. Thanks for sharing.

    The Bad Grammarian. “So sad about Fara Fauset but Im so gladd its friday yippe”. Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm. But you sound like a moron.

    The Sympathy-Baiter. “Barbara is feeling sad today.” “Man, am I glad that’s over.” “Jim could really use some good news about now.” Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks — baited with vague tales of woe — in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

    The Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook, these voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on your wall. But once in a while, you’ll be talking to them and they’ll mention something you posted, so you know they’re on your page, hiding in the shadows. It’s just a little creepy.

    The Crank. These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never met something they couldn’t complain about. “Carl isn’t really that impressed with idiots who don’t realize how idiotic they are.” [Actual status update.] Keep spreading the love.

    The Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and discover that someone’s posted a photo of you from last weekend’s party — a photo you didn’t authorize and haven’t even seen? You’d really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.

    The Maddening Obscurist. “If not now then when?” “You’ll see…” “Grist for the mill.” “John is, small world.” “Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not.” [Actual status updates, all.] Sorry, but you’re not being mysterious — just nonsensical.

    The Chronic Inviter. “Support my cause. Sign my petition. Play Mafia Wars with me. Which ‘Star Trek’ character are you? Here are the ‘Top 5 cars I have personally owned.’ Here are ‘25 Things About Me.’ Here’s a drink. What drink are you? We’re related! I took the ‘What President Are You?’ quiz and found out I’m Millard Fillmore! What president are you?”

    You probably mean well, but stop. Just stop. I don’t care what president I am — can’t we simply be friends? Now excuse me while I go post the link to this story on my Facebook page.


    Michael Jackson RIP

    June 26, 2009

    I learned of Michael Jackson’s untimely death today when Rhonda called to tell me about it. I was driving on I-5 through rush hour traffic in downtown Seattle.

    Michael Jackson

    No doubt that moment will go down as one of the “I remember where I was” moments of my life. There aren’t many:

  • I learned about Elvis Presley’s death while driving south on West Marginal Way with my grandpa. I was eight years old, Elvis was 42, my grandpa was 61 or so.
  • I learned about Lyman Bostock’s death when I read about it in an American paper in Moscow. I was nine years old. (I know, he doesn’t belong in this list. But for some reason I remember when he died. And he did hit .311 in a four-year major league career.)
  • I was sitting in a bedroom in a condo in Stateline, Nevada when I watched the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team win the gold medal. You remember — the “impossible dream” team. I was ten years old.
  • I was on a beach on Hood Canal just north of Hoodsport, WA when Mount St. Helens erupted. My grandma heard it. I did not. The date was May 18, 1980. I was eleven years old.
  • I learned the Space Shuttle had exploded over the loudspeaker at Kennedy High School. Father Batterberry delivered the news. I was 17.
  • I learned about Princess Di’s death when I saw it in the headlines in a newspaper at a Denny’s near the airport. We were on our way to catch a plane to Bend, OR for the first-ever Greenspan Cup. I was 28. Princess Di was 36, four years younger than I am as I write this.
  • I learned about the 9/11 attacks when my roommate Carol Baskin told me about it early that morning. I was sitting in front of my computer and watched the day’s coverage on CNN. I was 32.
  • Back to Jacko. I can’t say I was a fan of his music, and I count myself among the many (if not the majority) who found him beyond creepy. My Jackson memories are mostly of the 9th graders who dressed and gloved like him in high school, circa 1983-84. Nevertheless I can’t doubt his talent or his impact on pop culture. And regardless of what I thought of him, fifty is way too early to go.

    Rest in peace, Michael. You’ll be missed.


    Another Sign Freedom’s on the March in the Emerald City — Not

    June 9, 2009

    A few months ago I blogged on my frustration about the wealth redistributors who get paid to call themselves traffic cops.

    Add to it Seattle’s parking enforcers. Today’s Seattle Times‘ cover story — not good.


    Now THIS Quote Sums It Up Well

    May 22, 2009

    I heard this Thomas Jefferson quote on Glenn Beck yesterday and I thought worthy of the family blog:

    tyranny

    When the people fear government you have tyranny.
    When the government fears the people you have liberty.

    Care to guess which of these conditions I think Washingtonians are living in? (For a clue, check out the fifth image in this entry.)


    Preventing Crime Isn’t the Only Thing on Their Minds

    January 26, 2009

    The biggest problem with living in Laurelhurst is that you can’t get here other than by going through one of those electronically-monitored intersections. Find yourself crossing the intersection line right when the light turns yellow and it’s a safe bet that you’ll be $200 poorer. Ronnie thinks she lightened the family wallet last night.

    I don’t think it’s going to get any better.

    There was a day when cops pointed REAL guns . . .

    There was a day when cops pointed REAL guns . . .

    A recent study from researchers at the University of North Carolina suggests that a weak economy will mean more traffic tickets. The gist: every one percent (1%) loss of local government revenue leads to a .32 percent increase in the number of traffic tickets.

    I’ve long suspected this was the case — frankly, I thought the numbers would be a lot worse. Kudos to the Tar Heel folks for putting the academics into my gut.


    Why Kentucky’s Domain Seizure Scheme Violates the Constitution

    January 25, 2009

    I obviously have a more-than-healthy interest in the outcome of the Kentucky gambling domain name litigation. Yesterday I did a just-for-fun analysis on why domain names do not constitute “gambling devices” under Kentucky law, my second entry on that subject. (In case you aren’t following, Kentucky’s theory is that domain names are no different than slot machines or roulette wheels, so the Commonwealth is entitled to seize them.)

    Today’s endeavor — to demonstrate that Kentucky’s attempted domain name seizure also violates the United States Constitution — specifically, the dormant Commerce Clause.

    A big caveat: I put this together via Internet-based research. I did not use physical books, so there are several missing jump cites below.

    Background.
    The dormant Commerce Clause restricts the powers of states to regulate interstate commerce. Barclays Bank, PLC v. Francise Tax Bd. of California, 512 U.S. 298 (1994). Beginning with Gibbons v. Ogden, 6 L. Ed 23 (1824), courts have found an implied power in the Commerce Clause and struck down state regulations which interfere with interstate commerce by effecting policies of economic discrimination and/or protectionism. This implied power, known as the dormant Commerce Clause, has been used to enjoin states from impeding the flow of interstate commerce, practicing economic protectionism, and discriminating against outsiders. See generally Dan L. Burk, Federalism in Cyberspace, 28 CONN . L. REV . 1095, 1123-24 (1996).

    Kentucky’s seizure of gambling-related domain names concerns “interstate commerce.”
    “The definition of ‘commerce’ is notably broad.” American Library Ass’n v. Pataki, 969 F. Supp. 160, __ (S.D.N.Y.1960). Beginning with Wickard v. Filburn, 317 U.S. 111 (1942), the famous case in which the United States Supreme Court held that wheat produced for private consumption substantially affected interstate commerce, courts have considered virtually everything and anything to constitute commerce. In Heart of Atlanta Motel, Inc. v. United States, 379 U.S. 241, 244, 258 (1964), for example, the Court held that interstate commerce is affected by private race discrimination that limited access to a hotel and thereby impeded interstate commerce in the form of travel.[1] (Although Heart of Atlanta involved Congress’ affirmative powers under the Commerce Clause, “its reasoning is applicable in the dormant Commerce Clause context.” Camps Newfound Owatonna, Inc. v. Town of Harrison, Maine, 520 U.S. 564 (1997)(citing Hughes v. Oklahoma, 441 U.S. 322, 326, n. 2.) In Camps Newfound Owatonna, Inc. v. Town of Harrison, Maine, 520 U.S. 564 (1997), the Court held that property taxes affected interstate commerce, even though the tax in question was inherently intrastate. In the context of the Internet, the Southern District of New York held that a New York law that prohibited the dissemination of obscene materials to children online placed impermissible burdens on commerce between the states in violation of the dormant Commerce Clause. The court said that Internet pornography to children affected interstate “commerce” because the law placed an “undue burden on interstate traffic, whether that traffic be in goods, services, or ideas.” American Libraries Ass’n v. Pataki, 969 F. Supp. at __.

    A state cannot discriminate against businesses because they are located outside their borders.  But that is exactly what Kentucky is doing.

    A state cannot discriminate against businesses because they are located outside their borders. But that is exactly what Kentucky is doing.

    Kentucky’s attempted seizure of 141 gambling-related domain names speaks to commerce no matter your perspective. With regard to players, the commerce is the interchange of money concomitant with gambling — short of currency trading, about as purely a commercial activity as one can imagine. With regard to gambling companies, the “commerce” isn’t so much the gambling itself as the provision and importation of gambling services. Cf. Carbone v. City of Clarkstown, 511 U.S. 383 (1994) (article of commerce is not so much solid waste itself as the service of processing and disposing of it). The Commonwealth did not object to the idea that the object of its seizure is to ban interstate commerce, and I do not anticipate that they will argue otherwise in the Kentucky Supreme Court.

    Kentucky’s attempted seizure treats out-of-state economic interests differently than in-state economic interests precisely because they are out-of-state. Thus, it is per se invalid under any of a myriad of Supreme Court precedents. In analyzing dormant Commerce Clause cases, courts follow a two-step inquiry. First, “(w)hen a state statute directly regulates or discriminates against interstate commerce, or when its effect is to favor in-state economic interests over out-of-state interests,” it is “generally struck down . . . without further inquiry.” Brown-Forman v. N.Y. State Liq. Auth., 476 U.S. 573 (1986); Granholm v. Heald, 544 U.S. 460, __ (2005)(numerous citations omitted). If it does neither of the above, courts apply a balancing test first articulated by the United States Supreme Court in Pike Church v. Bruce, 397 U.S. 137 (1971):

    Where the statute regulates evenhandedly to effectuate a legitimate local public interest, and its effects on interstate commerce are only incidental, it will be upheld unless the burden imposed on such commerce is clearly excessive in relation to the putative local benefits. If a legitimate local purpose is found, then the question becomes one of degree. And the extent of the burden that will be tolerated will, of course, depend on the nature of the local interest involved, and on whether it could be promoted as well with a lesser impact on interstate activities.

    Id. at __.

    The so-called “per se” cases are numerous. In Dean Milk v. City of Madison, 340 U.S. 349 (1951), for example, the Supreme Court struck down a city ordinance that required milk sold in the city of Madison to be pasteurized within five miles of the city. The Court found it “immaterial” that in-state pasteurizers outside the five-mile city limit were treated the same as out-of-state providers, 340 U.S. at 354, fn.4, because its “practical effect” was to exclude out-of-state providers from the in-state market. Id. at __.

    In City of Philadelphia v. New Jersey, 437 U.S. 617 (1978), the Court struck down a New Jersey stature that prohibited the importation of most “solid or liquid waste which originated or was collected outside the territorial limits of the State.” 437 U.S. at __.

    In Carbone v. City of Clarkstown, 511 U.S. 383 (1994), the Court struck down a flow ordinance statute that required all solid waste leaving a municipality to be processed through a particular transfer facility within that municipality. The Court treated the ordinance in Carbone as a per se case, even though it excluded both in-state and out-of-state processors (save one) equally. The reason: the government body in question “hoarded” the article of commerce for the benefit of an in-state provider to the exclusion of out-of-state providers, so the presence of some in-state providers in the excluded class was, to borrow from Dean Milk, “immaterial.” 511 U.S. at 391. Justice Kennedy discussed several past cases in which the Court struck down statutes on the grounds that out-of-state economic interests could not, by definition, get within the protected category of economic interests. 511 U.S. at 391 (citing Minnesota v. Barber, 136 U.S. 313 (1890) (striking down a Minnesota statute that required any meat sold within the State, whether originating within or without the State, to be examined by an inspector within the State); Foster-Fountain Packing Co. v. Haydel, 278 U.S. 1 (1928)(striking down Louisiana statute that forbade shrimp to be exported unless the heads and hulls had first been removed within state); Johnson v. Haydel, 278 U.S. 16 (1928)(striking down analogous Louisiana statute for oysters); Toomer v. Wits ell, 334 U.S. 385 (1948)(striking down South Carolina statute that required shrimp fishermen to unload, pack, and stamp their catch before shipping it to another State).

    More recently, in Granholm v. Heald, 544 U.S. 460 (2005), the Supreme Court struck down a Michigan scheme that allowed in-state, but not out-of-state, wineries to make direct sales to consumers.

    In this case, Kentucky’s attempted seizure of 141 gambling-related domain names effectively treats in-state gambling providers differently than out-of-state ones — and precisely because they are out-of-state providers. In announcing the seizure action, Governor Beshear called the out-of-state gambling companies “leeches” who siphoned off revenue from Kentucky and provided no jobs to the Kentucky Derby’s home state. And he said blocking internet gambling sites “would protect (Kentucky’s) signature industry” – namely betting on horse racing. (Emphasis added.) At the same time, the Commonwealth left alone TwinSpires.com, an online gambling website owned by Kentucky-based Churchill Downs. Governor Beshear attempt to “protect” the Commonwealth’s in-state, land-based gambling operations by banning the importation of competitive gambling services made available online to Kentucky residents is a textbook example of the type of economic protectionism that the Supreme Court has said is impermissible. Indeed, of the many state schemes the Supreme Court has struck down as per se violations of the dormant Commerce Clause (see above), none were as blatantly protectionist as Kentucky’s.

    But even if Governor Beshear hadn’t foolishly showed his hand, Kentucky’s action would be invalid under Granholm alone. In essence, Kentucky is attempting to ban the direct shipment of a product — here, gambling services — to Kentucky residents. At the same time, the Commonwealth allows in-state companies — namely, TwinSpires.com — to do just that. And it allows — if not encourages — Kentucky residents to purchase their gambling services from in-state casinos — provided, of course, they are licensed by the Commonwealth.

    Kentucky will undoubtedly argue that the dormant Commerce Clause does not apply to this case because it involves allegedly illegal commerce. It argued as much at the appellate level:

    (The gambling companies’) argument that internet gambling is beyond state regulation by application of the Commerce Clause is as indefensible as (sic) would be if the Columbian cocaine cartels tried to defend their drug smuggling as an unconstitutional attack on the trucking industry.

    (Commonwealth’s Appellate Brief at 59.) The Commonwealth’s argument is incorrect.

    First, Kentucky only has the power to ban intrastate gambling. It cannot ban interstate gambling, which is what is at issue here. See Bonaparte v. Tax Court, 104 U.S. 592, 594 (1881) (“No State can legislate except with reference to its own jurisdiction. . . . Each State is independent of all the others in this particular”); see also BMW v. Gore, 517 U.S. 559, __ fn.16 (1996)(discussing several Supreme Court cases that have held similarly). Much of the gambling that takes place on the targeted websites takes place outside the United States, where gambling is legal. By seizing websites, Kentucky would essentially make it impossible for the people in the rest of the world to partake in activity that its legislatures have deemed legal, effectively making it the world government of online gambling.

    The Commonwealth’s Columbia cocaine analogy is obviously distinguishable — importing cocaine is quite different from importing gambling services. The Commonwealth is not in the business of licensing and profiting from cocaine dealers; it is in the business of licensing and profiting from in-state gambling operations. When it cracks down on cocaine distribution it is protecting its citizens, and doesn’t make a dime. When it cracks down on online gambling it protects its economic interests and profits aplenty.

    The Commonwealth's attempt to equate gambling with cocaine is less than persuasive.

    The Commonwealth's attempt to equate gambling with cocaine is less than persuasive.

    It does not matter that, to date, most online gambling providers are located internationally, whereas the businesses in the above cases were located in other states. If anything, the international nature of internet gambling makes Kentucky’s attempted seizure more constitutionally troublesome than the cases cited above. See, e.g., South-Central Timber Dev. v. Wunnicke, 467 U.S. 82, 100 (1984)(“It is a well-accepted rule that state restrictions burdening foreign commerce are subjected to a more rigorous and searching scrutiny”); Reeves v. Stake, 447 U.S. 429, 436 fn.9 (1980)(“Commerce Clause scrutiny may well be more rigorous when a restraint on foreign commerce is alleged.”) Moreover there is nothing preventing out-of-state but in-country online gambling providers from going into business – indeed, some already have. E.g., BetToGive.com (Maryland based), BluBet.com (California based). Kentucky’s seizure scheme, if upheld, no less discriminates against these companies than it does against online poker providers located abroad.

    Even if the Governor had not stated that economic protectionism motivated the forfeiture action, it would still be invalid under the Supreme Court’s Pike v. Bruce Church balancing test. While Governor Beshear was not guarded about his protectionist motives, Kentucky has volunteered another justification – namely, the protection of children from the evils of online gambling. Although this is lipstick on a pig – children being the lipstick, protectionism the pig – the lipstick here is, at least, an acceptable motive. It is nonetheless insufficient to sustain the seizures under the Pike v. Bruce Church balancing test (supra) because the burdens it imposes on interstate commerce far outweigh the benefits.

    Kentucky arguably has an interest in protecting its citizens from online gambling. While that interest is not as compelling as New York’s interest in protecting children from pedophilia in Pataki, it is, nonetheless, an interest. Under Pataki, however, the existence of a legitimate state interest is not enough to sustain its constitutionality. 969 F. Supp at __. The law must actually further the state interest. Kentucky’s seizure does not.

    On the benefit side of the ledger, the seizure offers very little to Kentucky residents that they don’t already have if law enforcement would only enforce existing law. As was the case with New York in Pataki, 969 F. Supp. at __, Kentucky has several other laws on the books to deal with gambling activity that occurs within the state. Kentucky law forbids gambling, promoting gambling in various degrees, and possession of gambling records- and devices. Each of those laws seek to proscribe the same behavior that the seizures target – gambling outside of Kentucky’s authorized casinos. Kentucky law also provides for the confiscation of “gambling devices” which, defined as broadly as Kentucky would like it to be, potentially includes PC’s and Internet access equipment located in the Bluegrass State. These laws each prohibit the same activity targeted by the seizures and could easily be used by Kentucky prosecutors to nab Kentucky citizens for gambling online.

    On the other side of the Pike balancing test, the impact on interstate (and international) commerce will be extreme. In terms of direct effects, dozens of businesses that operate legally in their respective locales will be out of business overnight because their websites will no longer be accessible. (In effect, an adverse result for the gambling companies will result in thousands of employees in England, Panama, and Costa Rica being sent to the unemployment lines.) Their only option will be to remain out of business, or purchase new domain names and build new brands – not an easy task. Citizens who want to engage in commercial activity by gambling online will find the rivers of Internet commerce drying up, if not, at some point, barren.

    More troublesome is the precedent Kentucky’s seizure will set if permitted. If the Commonwealth can bar the importation of gambling services to protect its licensed casinos from out-of-state competition, the slope gets very slippery. Could it not then bar the importation of widgets made in State X because it does not approve of State X’s labor relations laws? Or mallets made in State Y because State Y prohibits gay marriage? If so, then the dormant Commerce Clause is effectively dead.

    Of course, none of this will matter if the Kentucky Supreme Court analyzes this matter correctly and decides the case on statutory grounds. That’s an easy case. If the court rules in the Commonwealth’s favor on the statutory question, it may not matter either: any court that can make a domain name a “gambling device” should also be able to sidestep the constitutional roadblock, if by no other means than ignoring it. (That’s exactly what the lone dissenter did at the appellate level did despite extensive briefing on the subject.) Still, one has to hope the law and Constitution still count for something in the Bluegrass state.

    If they do, the gambling companies win.


    The Kentucky Online Gambling Decision: Closer Than It Should Have Been

    January 23, 2009

    Like most Americans outside Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear’s office, I was pleased to see that the Kentucky Court of Appeals refused to allow the Commonwealth to seize 141 domain names on its tortured theory that domain names are “gambling devices” under Kentucky law. As many in the industry have already noted (see the LawReader’s account for many of them), the court’s ruling was a victory for individual freedom and the rule of law.

    I was less pleased about the court’s reasoning. On the important point of whether a domain name constitutes a “gambling device” under Kentucky law, there was none. The 2-1 majority opinion, authored by Judge Michelle Keller, simply stated that it “stretches credulity to conclude that a series of numbers, or Internet address,” constitutes a “gambling device” under Kentucky law. Judge Keller was correct – as I argued a few months ago, such a conclusion does stretch credulity – but that’s more conclusion than reasoning. It reminded me a bit of the United States Supreme Court’s opinion in Roe v. Wade, an infamously weak decision in which Justice Harry Blackmun held that the Constitution contains a right to privacy, and the right to an abortion falls within it. Period.

    The Commonwealth has already appealed the decision. The Kentucky Supreme Court won’t give the Court of Appeals’ opinion the deference courts afford Roe. And given that the tally of judges in the Kentucky lower courts is now 2-2 (the trial court judge ruled in favor of the Commonwealth), the court may approach this case as a close one.

    It isn’t. If the Kentucky Supreme Court applies the law correctly, this should be a unanimous decision. And the Commonwealth should lose.

    The deck is stacked against the State – big time. The Commonwealth’s biggest problem is that the criminal rule of strict construction applies to the reading of “gambling device.” Under the rule of strict construction, a court must be certain that conduct is criminal before it rules in favor of the government. Most states hold that the rule of strict construction applies on a sliding scale – “the more severe the penalty, and the more disastrous the consequences to the person subjected to the provisions of the statute, the more rigid will be the construction of its provisions in favor of such person and against the enforcement of the law.” Norman Singer, Statutory Construction (2000), §59.3, p.140 (numerous citations omitted). Most states, too, hold that individuals have a procedural due process right to have criminal statutes interpreted strictly. Importantly, Kentucky applies the rule of strict construction in forfeiture actions. See Bratcher v. Ashley, 243 S.W.2d 1011 (Ky.1951)

    The court should read the law with the same scrutiny it would as if gambling executives were facing jail time.  (They still may.)

    The court should read the law with the same scrutiny it would as if gambling executives were facing jail time. (They still may.)

    Strict construction applies to the phrase “gambling device” even though the court will consider the phrase’s meaning in the context of KRS 528.100, the civil forfeiture statute. That’s because the phrase also appears in a criminal statute – namely, KRS 528.020, which makes operating a gambling device a Class D felony punishable by up to five years in prison. In Leocal v. Ashcroft, 543 U.S. 1 (2004), a unanimous United States Supreme Court held that a definition within a statute “must be interpreted consistently,” regardless of whether it arises in a criminal or noncriminal context. 543 U.S. at 11, fn.8. And in United States v. Thompson/Center Arms Co., 504 U.S. 517-18 (1992), the Court applied the criminal rule of lenity to interpret a tax statute in a civil setting because, as here, the statute had criminal applications. See also Clark v. Martinez, 543 U.S. 371 (2005)(“It is not at all unusual to give a statute’s ambiguous language a limiting construction called for by one of the statute’s applications, even though other of the statute’s applications, standing alone, would not support the same limitation. The lowest common denominator, as it were, must govern.”) The Court’s rulings were consistent with state courts that have applied the rule of strict construction in civil declaratory judgment actions, e.g., Graves v. Meland, 264 N.W. 2d 401, 403 (Minn. 1978)(“the rule of strict construction of penal statutes must be applied notwithstanding the civil nature of the proceeding”), and civil forfeiture proceedings. E.g., Hoye v. Commonwealth, 405 S.E. 2d 629 (Va. App. 1991). In other words, despite this being a civil forfeiture, the Kentucky Supreme Court should read “gambling device” with the same scrutiny it would if executives from the gambling companies were appealing their own prison sentences.

    That the rule of strict construction applies regardless of the nature of the proceeding makes intuitive sense; a contrary rule would mean that a statute admits to a different meaning depending on whether a litigant appears in court in a gray flannel suit versus orange jail garb. It also makes sense applied here: while executives from the gambling companies are not (yet) facing time in a Kentucky prison, their companies and employees are faced with the loss of their business, all of which are indisputably lawful where they are located.

    Taken together, the aforementioned cases mean that “gambling device” is, for the Commonwealth, tainted by its inclusion in KRS 528.020, a criminal statute. (For the gambling companies, of course, this taint is fortuitous.) “Gambling device” cannot mean one thing in KRS 528.100 (civil forfeiture of a gambling device) and something else in KRS 528.020 (criminal operation of a gambling device). And it cannot mean one thing today and another thing a year from now, when one or more gambling company executives may appear before a Kentucky court in shackles. As per Leocal, Thompson Center, and Clark, “gambling device” must be interpreted as though the gambling company execs were appearing before the court in jail garb today for violating KRS 528.020, which is punishable by up to five years in a Kentucky prison. In theory, that should be a high bar indeed for the Commonwealth to hurdle.

    It’s not enough for the State to be right. The gambling companies must be wrong. Importantly, courts apply the rule of strict construction even where states offers alternative, reasonable interpretations of the statute(s) in question. Singer (2000) at §59.4 (citing U.S. v. Freisinger, 937 F.2d 383 (8th Cir.1991)). The question before the Kentucky Supreme Court, therefore, is not whether a domain name falls within the “spirit” of KRS 528.010(4)(a) and (b), as the trial court reasoned. It isn’t whether, when combined with PC’s, it creates a “device,” as the lone dissenting judge held. It isn’t whether the court prefers the gambling companies’ reading to the Commonwealth’s, or vice versa. It isn’t even whether the court agrees with the gambling companies’ reading. Rather, given that the phrase “gambling device” appears in a statute that carries with it up to a five-year prison sentence and the principles of strict construction discussed above, the question is:

    Is the gambling companies’ reading of “gambling device” so unreasonable that this court would feel comfortable sending their executives to prison for up to five years for violating KRS 5.28.020 because Kentucky residents use their domain names to access their web sites?

    The question really isn’t close.

    The relevant statutory provisions here are KRS 528.010(4)(a) and (b), which define “gambling device.” Subsection (a) defines “gambling device” as:

    Any so-called slot machine or any other machine or mechanical device an essential part of which is a drum or reel with insignia thereon, and which when operated may deliver, as a result of the application of an element of chance, any money or property, or by the operation of which a person may become entitled to receive, as the result of the application of an element of chance, any money or property.

    Domain names are neither “slot machines” nor “machines or mechanical devices” whose “essential part(s)” are a “drum or reel,” so that section doesn’t apply. That leaves subsection (b), which defines “gambling device” as:

    Any other machine or any mechanical or other device, including but not limited to roulette wheels, gambling tables and similar devices, designed and manufactured primarily for use in connection with gambling and which when operated may deliver, as the result of the application of an element of chance, any money or property, or by the operation of which a person may become entitled to receive, as the result of the application of an element of chance, any money or property.

    Domain names fail this definition for three separate reasons. First, domain names are not “devices.” Web sites may be, not domain names are not. Even if they were, they are not “designed . . . primarily for use in connection with gambling.” Domain names (e.g., “PokerStars.com”) may be selected to be used in connection with gambling, but selected is not designed. We would not say “We designed the name ‘Charlie’ for our newborn son to honor his maternal grandfather.” Nor would we say that about a company that picks a gambling-related domain name. Finally, domain names are neither “manufactured” nor “operated.” If anything, web sites are. If Kentucky wants to attempt to seize the gambling companies’ web sites it is free to do so. That it may have a tough go of it – they are all hosted abroad — does not justify ignoring entire swaths of Kentucky law.

    Even assuming that a tenable argument can be made that a domain name is a “gambling device,” the Supreme Court should still rule against the Commonwealth because of the rule of lenity. Where a criminal statute can be reasonably interpreted more than one way, the court must construe the statute against the Commonwealth under the rule of lenity – in effect, “tie goes against the State.” Lundergan, 847 SW2d at 731; Woods, 793 SW 2d at 814. The rule’s justification – “notice” – is identical to the rational for strict construction. See Crandon v. United States, 494 U.S. 152, 158 (1990) (stating that the rule of lenity “serves to ensure that there is fair warning of the boundaries of criminal conduct and that legislatures, not courts, define criminal liability”); Dixson v. United States, 465 U.S. 482, 511 (1983) (O’Connor, J., dissenting). While Kentucky courts have not yet considered the issue, courts regularly apply the rule of lenity to criminal statutes in civil settings. Leocal, 543 U.S. at fn.8 (citing Thompson/Center Arms v. United States, 504 U.S. 505, 517-18 (1992), Crandon, 494 U.S. at 168; Bingham, Ltd. v. United States, 724 F.2d 921, 924-925 (11th Cir.1984)(numerous citations omitted); see Singer, Statutes and Statutory Construction §59.3 (1986)(rule of lenity “will apply even though the court is construing the statute in a declaratory judgment action (civil)”). In Leocal, the Supreme Court explained its rationale: criminal laws “must” be interpreted “consistently,” regardless of the nature of the proceeding or statutory application. 543 U.S. at 11 n8.

    Given the language of the KRS 528.010(4) and the lack of any evidence that the Kentucky state legislature had domain names or anything like them in mind when they last amended the definition of “gambling device” in 1974, several years before the Internet even existed, the phrase “gambling device” cannot reasonably be read to include domain names. The Commonwealth feels otherwise. Even assuming the Commonwealth’s statutory interpretation is reasonable, the Supreme Court must resolve this case against the Commonwealth under the rule of lenity unless it believes that it is unreasonable to conclude that a domain name is not a “gambling device.” Given that two judges have already held that the converse “stretches credulity,” such a conclusion would be quite a surprise.

    If the law doesn’t matter, the Constitution should. If the state supreme court gets over the dual strict construction/rule of lenity hurdles, it will run straight into a brick wall. That wall is the Constitution – specifically, the dormant Commerce Clause, a judicially-created doctrine that forbids states from taking actions to protect in-state economic interests at the expense of out-of-state ones.

    It is beyond any reasonable dispute that the Commonwealth’s action was motivated by economic protectionism — Governor Beshear made no bones about it. In announcing the forfeiture action, the governor called the out-of-state online gambling companies “leeches” on Kentucky’s communities and complained that they provide no jobs or tourism benefits to the state of Kentucky. And he said blocking internet gambling sites “would protect (Kentucky’s) signature industry” – namely betting on horse racing. (Emphasis added.) Put simply, Governor Beshear seeks to “protect” the Commonwealth’s in-state, land-based gambling operations by banning the importation of competitive gambling services made available to Kentucky residents over the Internet. Under any of the myriad of Supreme Court cases mentioned in the Wikipedia link above, that he cannot do. Indeed, I’ve read most of the cases in this are of law, and I have found no more blatant example of economic protectionism than this one.

    State actions that protect in-state interests at the expense of out-of-state ones are per se invalid under the Commerce Clause.

    State actions that protect in-state interests at the expense of out-of-state ones are per se invalid under the Commerce Clause.

    Somewhat surprisingly, the Commonwealth is not backing off its protectionist justification. In reacting to the Commonwealth’s loss, Justice and Public Safety Cabinet Minister J. Michael Brown reportedly had this to say about the decision:

    The Commonwealth will continue its action to protect Kentucky citizens from illegal internet gambling operations, and appeal the recent Court of Appeals ruling to the state Supreme Court. The evidence demonstrated that illegal and unregulated activity is occurring in Kentucky, and that millions of dollars are being lost as a result of that activity.

    (Emphasis added.) Memo to the folks in Lexington: preventing revenue loss is not a permissible justification for burdening interstate commerce.

    That the Court of Appeals did not deal with any of these issues is no surprise. Given that the court believed the Commonwealth’s reading of the law stretched credulity, it ruled in the gambling companies’ favor applying neutral construction; there was no need for it to wax on about strict construction and its application in a civil setting. Because the court did not find the Commonwealth’s reading tenable, there was also no need for it to invoke the rule of lenity. And because courts are supposed to decide cases on statutory- rather than constitutional grounds where possible, it was not necessary for them to reach the dormant Commerce Clause question.

    More troubling was Judge Caperton’s dissent. Since he concluded that domain names were “gambling devices,” he should have then reached the constitutional question, which both sides briefed. That he did not raises the troublesome prospect that the state supreme court will make the same error.

    No word yet on when the state supreme court will hear oral argument. In the meantime, the entire industry will wait in limbo. That’s too bad because if the law matters at all, this case ain’t close.